Rabbit Habit

A motorist lost concentration/
And crashed due to preoccupation/
While using a toy/
She liked to employ/
For sexual gratification.
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-drive-female-motorist-ploughs-6056180

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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