A breathalyzed woman denied/
Drink-driving when out for a ride./
What got her released/
Was showing how yeast/
Made cider inside ‘er inside.///
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).