Possession of an Offensive Attitude

A judge known as Beverley Lunt/

Has punished for utter affront/

Two men she’d let off/

Who went on to scoff/

And call the poor woman rude names.///

Now, I was nudged into this one by @callummay, who posted as follows: https://twitter.com/callummay/status/699895698301579264

But plaudits must go to @camusgoalie, who also responded to the challenge with a limerick including a rare usable rhyme for Facebook: 

The mercy of Beverly Lunt/

Was met with offensive affront/

Two twats on her casebook/

Abused her on Facebook/

And may now do time for their stunt.///

 

 

 

 

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