No Sex Please I’m Texting

A Saudi whose bride made him vexed/

Divorced her as too undersexed./

Alone in their room,/

Ignoring the groom,/

She said she had people to text.///

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-bride-divorced-minutes-after-marriage-ceremony-1.1829174

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