Ocker Knocker-socker

Posted on May 31, 2016 by twitmericks

A violent kangaroo hit/

A poor woman right in the tit/

But being well curved/

Her chest was preserved/

By silicon implants, which split.///

http://www.smh.com.au/national/womans-breast-implants-ruptured-in-kangaroo-attack-in-south-australia-20160531-gp8gx3.html

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