Foul Smell

Posted on June 23, 2016 by twitmericks

“I just couldn’t stop once I’d started”,/

The footballer sadly imparted/

“It seems very hard/

To give a red card -/

My only offence was I farted!”///

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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