Shaggy Dog Tory

Posted on November 2, 2016 by twitmericks

In Heseltine’s clarification/

Regarding a long-dead alsatian,/

The Tory big beast/

Insists the deceased/

Was not killed by his strangulation.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/01/michael-heseltine-confesses-strangling-mothers-dog-to-death-kim-alsatian

 

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