Nasty Nastase

Romanian Ilie Nastase/
Got rather unpleasantly arsy/
He’s now been suspended/
And those he offended/
Did not find the flowers that classy*.///

*With apologies to those who pronounce Nastase differently, or get arsy about whether class and arse rhyme!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/39684332

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