A Westminster court was surprised/
To hear a young model advised/
In view of her talents/
The JP on balance/
Just wanted her lightly chastised.///
A Westminster court was surprised/
To hear a young model advised/
In view of her talents/
The JP on balance/
Just wanted her lightly chastised.///
A court was a little surprised
To hear a young model advised
In view of her talents
The JP on balance
Would just like her lightly chastised.— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 4, 2017