A mallard who’s down on his luck/
Flew off to Niue and got stuck,/
Alone in his puddle/
With no one to cuddle/
Or act out the phrase “fuck a duck!”///
A mallard who’s down on his luck/
Flew off to Niue and got stuck,/
Alone in his puddle/
With no one to cuddle/
Or act out the phrase “fuck a duck!”///