Maurizio ‘Zanza’ Zanfanti/

Aged 62, died in flagrante./

Asked whether he passed/

From shagging too fast/

His lover said, ‘No, twas andante!’///

Been away for a week, so just updating the blog with some from the last few days. This was a gift of a story, and this one with its punchline is a bit like a (very tame!) limerick from the lewd school, I feel.