Fatal passion

Maurizio ‘Zanza’ Zanfanti/

Aged 62, died in flagrante./

Asked whether he passed/

From shagging too fast/

His lover said, ‘No, twas andante!’///

Been away for a week, so just updating the blog with some from the last few days. This was a gift of a story, and this one with its punchline is a bit like a (very tame!) limerick from the lewd school, I feel.

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There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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