Bum Smear

A cleric is trying to train us/

To tackle this virus so heinous/

With exercise, diet/

And, if you can buy it,/

Some violet oil for the anus.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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