Monthly Archives: March 2020

Rugby Tackle

Posted on March 9, 2020 by twitmericks

Joe Marler is facing a call/ For sanction because in the maul/ He grabbed Jones’s nuts,/ A charge he rebuts,/ Insisting he went for the ball./// Joe Marler is facing a callFor sanction because in the maulHe grabbed Jones's nuts,A … Continue reading →

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Hot to Trot

Posted on March 9, 2020 by twitmericks

A piece of equipment that followed/ The movements of pigs as they wallowed/ Went on to ignite/ A load of pig shite/ When pooed, for alas it was swallowed!/// A piece of equipment that followedThe movements of pigs as they … Continue reading →

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The Roll of the Media

Posted on March 7, 2020 by twitmericks

As all of Australia succumbs/ To panic, expending vast sums/ On scarce toilet tissue,/ One newspaper issue/ Has pages for wiping your bums./// As all of Australia succumbsTo panic, expending vast sumsOn scarce toilet tissue,One newspaper issueHas pages for wiping … Continue reading →

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Head Huncho

Posted on March 6, 2020 by twitmericks

There is an old man with a hunch That though this bug may pack a punch, The number who’ll die Is not all that high – But sadly the guy’s out to lunch. https://t.co/xsxJ4y5V4j

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Bum Smear

Posted on March 2, 2020 by twitmericks

A cleric is trying to train us/ To tackle this virus so heinous/ With exercise, diet/ And, if you can buy it,/ Some violet oil for the anus./// A cleric is trying to train usTo tackle this virus so heinous … Continue reading →

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