There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. www.twitter.com/twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
I'm sorry, said Johnson, denying
His government's guilt, justifying
Mistakes and delays
Behind the UK's
World-beati… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 day ago
RT @ComicThief: What this world needs is for Farrage
To be locked up inside his own garrage
Wherein to be hit
With a short shower of shit… 1 day ago
The Tories, ignoring the pleas
Of sellers of roqueforts and bries,
Say things would be beddar
If Brits just ate che… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 day ago
RT @theethicaldairy: Sadly we need to suspend accepting orders for delivery to Northern Ireland with immediate effect. We know this will be… 2 days ago