Monthly Archives: May 2020

A leader who pushes a drug,/ In order to ward off a bug,/ Which he claims is great/ But doctors don’t rate,/ Is scamming, or else he’s a mug./// A leader who pushes a drug,In order to ward off a … Continue reading →

A football club’s crowd simulation/ Resulted in mortification/ For using – cue lols -/ Inflatable dolls/ Designed for self-gratification./// A football club's crowd simulationResulted in mortificationFor using – cue lols –Inflatable dollsDesigned for self-gratification.#FCSeoul https://t.co/WXVTq5WsxW — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May … Continue reading →

Blood plasma transfused from a llama May help pierce this virus’s armour, The cells of the beast Providing increased Resistance – move over Big Pharma! #llamaland #COVID__19 https://t.co/vlPH6yeS6N

A long spell in lockdown can suck For frustrated singletons, stuck Without very much To do, say the Dutch, So find a good buddy to fuck. @guardiannews @DanielBoffey https://t.co/mVFLHFDmBe

When keepers in Calgary Zoo,/ Can no longer bring in bamboo/ By usual routes/ The panda eats shoots/ And leaves on a flight to Chengdu./// When keepers in Calgary Zoo,Can no longer bring in bambooBy usual routesThe panda eats shootsAnd … Continue reading →

The UK enjoyed a head start,/ So ministers showed on a chart/ Which countries were worst,/ But once things reversed,/ They had an abrupt change of heart./// The UK had quite a head start,So ministers showed on a chartWhich countries … Continue reading →

A proud peacock’s brief escapade/ Went on till a clever cop played/ The hen’s mating cry,/ For who can defy/ The call of the chance to get laid?/// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1260231344900186112

Can we go for long countryside drives? Frequent some unsavoury dives? Meet other folks’ husbands and wives? Stay Alert. Control Virus. Save Lives. *** Must we do as our bosses require us? Will we get PPE if they hire us? … Continue reading →

For Johnson, as shit hits the fan, It’s cometh the hour, cometh man, With bold PR drives: “Stay alert and save lives – And maybe stay home if you can”. #Johnson #alert #stayingalert #StayHome https://t.co/AQ7CMl0puJ

Farewell to a rock ‘n’ roll cutie Who sang of his love of good booty, Leg over the keys, He knew how to please – Rock ‘n’ roll rest your soul, Tutti Frutti. #LittleRichard #RIPLittleRichard https://t.co/RXFeDkZAln