Choose the limerick that best fits your view on this controversial topic:
1)
As lockdown has brought to a head/
A shortage of yeast extract spread,/
Poor lovers of marmite/
In search of a jar might/
Have nothing to put on their bread.///
2)
As lockdown has brought to a head/
A shortage of yeast extract spread,/
Sad freaks who like marmite/
In search of a jar might/
Just have to eat honey instead.///
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