Monthly Archives: December 2021

The PM got into a scrape/ When Stratton was captured on tape/ Discussing that party/ With laughter most hearty,/ A jolly Johnsonian jape./// https://t.co/oWSM3xzeed

An aeroplane passenger sat/ And nursed an unusual brat,/ Inserting her tit in/ The mouth of a kitten,/ An act you might call tit for cat.///

A man who feared vaccines do harm/ Revealed, to health workers’ alarm,/ A rather pathetic/ Left shoulder prosthetic,/ A clear case of chancing his arm./// https://t.co/tGkRWVAvF0

A Christmastime mistletoe kiss,/ Say ministers, might be remiss,/ Yet while we locked down,/ They went on the town,/ Which has to be taking the piss./// https://t.co/xUl8zhXmYq

Strong folk under long ago skies/Who caused a stone circle to rise/On Salisbury Plain/Could only sustain/Their labour by eating mince pies./// https://t.co/8HtFeJJFvY