Author Archives: twitmericks

The member for Gorton and DentonWas sacked over messages sent onWhatsApp that were snide,Career suicideApparently what he was bent on. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

A woman whose man had departedDid not sit around brokenhearted;Instead what she didIs WhatsApp a vidOr two of her bum as she farted. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…

A man of unstable opinionsWants Gaza to join his dominionsWith no Gazans in it;He might take a minuteTo sound out a few Palestinians.

A fellow of doge-y reputeWho’s Trump’s newest tech bro recruit,The flashest and rashest,Came out as a fascistBy giving a Nazi salute.

Delusional President TrumpWas rescued by God on the stump,Or so he declares,As billionairesPay homage by kissing his rump.

The plutocrat Nigel was courting,Despite all his lies and distorting,Went on to disparageHis minion Farage,Which doesn’t seem terribly sporting. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

The body in charge of world chessDecided it must acquiesce;The wearing of jeans,It says, contravenesNo rule – but please dress to impress. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

There was an old fellow from SeoulWho got himself into a heoul;He called martial lawThen had to withdraw,Undoing a major own geoul. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d…