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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Roo-dunnit?

Posted on October 29, 2020 by twitmericks
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The Pretenders

Posted on October 28, 2020 by twitmericks
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Moon River

Posted on October 26, 2020 by twitmericks

Discoveries made on the moon/ Are making the NASA folks swoon,/ For if there is water,/ They reckon it oughta/ Be ripe for development soon.///

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Bradley Expressed

Posted on October 24, 2020 by twitmericks

To give poor folks cash will end badly -/ They’ll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,/ But since he’s deleted/ These thoughts that he tweeted/ Their context eludes us still, sadly.///

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Masked Raiders

Posted on October 22, 2020 by twitmericks
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Carry on Henry

Posted on October 20, 2020 by twitmericks

A chap from the party in power Thinks senior clergy a shower So utterly rabble-ish, We should disestablish And lock them all up in the Tower.///

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No Sex Please We’re British

Posted on October 16, 2020 by twitmericks
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Cashbackside

Posted on October 16, 2020 by twitmericks

A senator nabbed in Brazil,Suspected of raiding the till,Had quite a large sumWedged tight in his bum,While standing suspiciously still. https://t.co/teeqXYqwUI

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Ballet Nonsense

Posted on October 12, 2020 by twitmericks
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Cock Lock Shock

Posted on October 10, 2020 by twitmericks
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