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A royal accustomed to splendourWas told he would have to surrenderThe title of DukeBy way of rebukeFor being a paedo-befriender.

A list by a prominent paedoOf others who shared his libido,Which his former bestBuddy hyped, then suppressed,Torpedoed the Trump-Maga credo.

The clerics of Bangor in WalesCollectively went off the rails,The spirit withinThese priests being gin,Prosecco and copious ales. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg34410dx7o

Two buddies shared love man to man,As much as two straight fellows can,But Musk’s in a K-HoleAnd Trump is an a-holeSo now the shit’s hitting the fan.

A fellow named Johan from Norway,Who lived rather close to the shoreway,Declared: “Beg your pardon,Your ship’s in my garden,And damn near got stuck in my doorway!”

West African chimps in the mistApparently cannot resistA fruit that’s fermented –What makes them contentedIs sitting around getting pissed. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2025…

A livestreamed fertility chaseHas top seeds competing for pace:Which spermatazoaSwim faster or slower –It’s who not comes first in this race. (Thanks to @johnthejack http://www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda… (£) timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/worl…

The faraway islands ofHeard,To whom Trump’s announcement referred,Face tariffs, they say,Because one fine dayA penguin flipped Donald the bird. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025…

A force meant to tackle lawbreakersConsiders extreme troublemakersThose secret consumersOf breadsticks and hummus,The dastardly Westminster Quakers. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim…

A high-up Republican chapMis-shared on a messaging app;Despite Trump and WaltzDismissing his faults,The dogs in the street know that’s crap. http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi…