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Lace underwear made for a man/ May just be a flash in the pan/ But shorts that are frilly/ And highlight the willy/ Are making it big in Japan./// https://t.co/GztTLKrgQ9

A very small species of mite/ Has sex on your face every night -/ The parasites cling on/ To hairs that they swing on/ In scenes of erotic delight./ https://t.co/zYsWBi40MI

As Number 10 tries hard to parryThe tales of job offers to Carrie,Will Johnson now claimIt’s all just a gameHe plays, known as “Shag, appoint, marry”? https://t.co/AuFYh0nfvZ

The ethics adviser Lord Geidt/ Resigned his position toneidt,/ For who can advise/ A fellow who lies,/ And ethics-wise, gives not a sheidt?/// https://t.co/MmxLwZJEX0

There was a transnational court/ That stopped, as a final resort,/ Rwanda-bound flights,/ Upholding the rights/ Of those Britain sought to deport./// https://t.co/Y7hSn96Afe

The journalist Carole Cadwalladr/ Was sued when a Brexiteer calladr/ For saying he lied,/ But judges decide/ His evidence coulda been salladr./// https://t.co/j2bA7z8rKg

A court has awarded M.O.,/ Who caught an infection below/ From shagging her lover/ And claimed on car cover,/ Some five million dollars in dough./// https://t.co/O60INivenb

The Tory no-confidence vote/ Kept Johnson as leader afloat/ But 40 percent/Consider him spent/ Or think him a lying old scrote.///

A crowd full of Jubilee cheer/ Saw Johnson and started to jeer;/ Said Boris: “Fair dos,/ I did ask for boos,/ But packed in a suitcase, you hear?”/// https://t.co/XFl2c69n1j

When one who may soon have more leisure/ (If not at Her Majesty’s Pleasure)/ Abruptly announces/ “Bring back pounds and ounces”,/ It’s known as a desperate measure./// https://t.co/h55ZWBvvZV