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As chargers were hacked to show porn,/ The council was driven to warn/ Those filling with juice/ Against the abuse/ Of gearsticks, and blows on the horn./// https://t.co/6JhyCiyZ0N

While Rishi the chancellor whacks/ An increase on other folks’ tax,/ Non-domiciled status/ Ensures zero rate is/ Applied to the family stacks./// https://t.co/fHENH2X5AJ

Mycology experts have found/ A structure of cells underground/ Allowing humungous/ Great networks of fungus/To chat (and dispute, I’ll be bound)./// https://t.co/Rtmxb5yOqM

Ex-ethics chief Helen was queen/ Of Downing Street’s underground scene,/ They banned us from singing/ Then cheered her for bringing/ The works karaoke machine./// https://t.co/C2Ky1Gngfy

No reason to panic, keep cool/ And trust in the people who rule,/ As heating costs rocket/ And burn through your pocket,/ They’ll see you’re OK. April fuel!/// https://t.co/mBHNMX9EoG

Old Rishi said don’t fund the Russians,/ But when people said in discussions/ “You mean, like your wife?”,/ Said “Don’t give me strife!”/ And sought to prevent repercussions./// https://t.co/g97tKP0BAt

The Oscar night comic, Chris Rock,/ Does gags on occasion that shock,/ But after he made a/ Mean joke about Jada,/ Will jumped up and gave him a sock./// https://t.co/wVtfCyMWRw

Dear Boris, the war in Ukraine,/ Is nothing like Leave v Remain./ Be less of a knob,/ When opening gob,/ Through prior engagement of brain./// https://t.co/bgDKLrSEfC

A driver stoned out of his tree/ Showed cops diplomatic ID/ But to his surprise/ They don’t recognise/ The Mobile Republic of Me./// https://t.co/VaxVH1GVRh

There was an old P&O boss/ Who said “As we’re making a loss,/ We’re sacking you all/ By video call,/And frankly we don’t give a toss”./// https://t.co/qH7UD9CMjb