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Dear Boris, the war in Ukraine,/ Is nothing like Leave v Remain./ Be less of a knob,/ When opening gob,/ Through prior engagement of brain./// https://t.co/bgDKLrSEfC

A driver stoned out of his tree/ Showed cops diplomatic ID/ But to his surprise/ They don’t recognise/ The Mobile Republic of Me./// https://t.co/VaxVH1GVRh

There was an old P&O boss/ Who said “As we’re making a loss,/ We’re sacking you all/ By video call,/And frankly we don’t give a toss”./// https://t.co/qH7UD9CMjb

A logo produced in Australia/ Was dropped after proving a falia/ When women opined/ The emblem designed/ Resembled the male genitalia./// https://t.co/08PeAzq90u

Research has been published revealing/ The pattern of grunting and squealing/ Produced by a pig/ Allows us to dig/ The animal’s innermost feeling./// https://t.co/wWs4k5pQMR

A leader who takes us for schmucks/ Says Washington’s spending big bucks/ On labs from which germs,/ The Kremlin affirms,/ Are spread by migratory ducks./ https://t.co/i4gMJv3Swe

John Bercow, ex-parliament speaker,/ Floor-crossing publicity-seeker/ And question-awarder/ Is now called to order/ For bullying those seen as weaker./// https://t.co/xEHNFtB2UE

A woman who was to be wed/ Pulled out over being misled,/ The match being ended/ Because her intended/ Was lacking in hair on his head./// https://t.co/Ij80qs5tTR

Ukrainians menaced by Putin,/ Escaping from missiles and shooting,/ Form queues at the borders/ As Britain gives orders/ To let those prepared to pick fruit in./// https://t.co/bJaqU2Nmun

As ministers try to ignore/ Donations from Russians galore,/ Defence Sec Ben Wallace/ Attempts to seek solace/ By citing the Crimean War./// https://t.co/PexJgI30dqhttps://t.co/vE6sNOKADW