Category Archives: Uncategorized

At TikTok they banned, for a bit,A farmer whose turnip-based skitLeft vegans on edgeBy saying their vegIs grown using animal shit. https://t.co/SdBVJMF32L

The UK has signed memoranda/ To fly refugees to Rwanda,/ Distracting from stories/ Of law-breaking Tories -/ Expensively bought propaganda./ https://t.co/7cJ3lkg9Yb

Police have belatedly fined/ Two chaps far too wealthy to mind,/ Who broke all the rules/ And took us for fools,/ Yet shockingly haven’t resigned./// https://t.co/G9Rhapth5k

As chargers were hacked to show porn,/ The council was driven to warn/ Those filling with juice/ Against the abuse/ Of gearsticks, and blows on the horn./// https://t.co/6JhyCiyZ0N

While Rishi the chancellor whacks/ An increase on other folks’ tax,/ Non-domiciled status/ Ensures zero rate is/ Applied to the family stacks./// https://t.co/fHENH2X5AJ

Mycology experts have found/ A structure of cells underground/ Allowing humungous/ Great networks of fungus/To chat (and dispute, I’ll be bound)./// https://t.co/Rtmxb5yOqM

Ex-ethics chief Helen was queen/ Of Downing Street’s underground scene,/ They banned us from singing/ Then cheered her for bringing/ The works karaoke machine./// https://t.co/C2Ky1Gngfy

No reason to panic, keep cool/ And trust in the people who rule,/ As heating costs rocket/ And burn through your pocket,/ They’ll see you’re OK. April fuel!/// https://t.co/mBHNMX9EoG

Old Rishi said don’t fund the Russians,/ But when people said in discussions/ “You mean, like your wife?”,/ Said “Don’t give me strife!”/ And sought to prevent repercussions./// https://t.co/g97tKP0BAt

The Oscar night comic, Chris Rock,/ Does gags on occasion that shock,/ But after he made a/ Mean joke about Jada,/ Will jumped up and gave him a sock./// https://t.co/wVtfCyMWRw