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A logo produced in Australia/ Was dropped after proving a falia/ When women opined/ The emblem designed/ Resembled the male genitalia./// https://t.co/08PeAzq90u

Research has been published revealing/ The pattern of grunting and squealing/ Produced by a pig/ Allows us to dig/ The animal’s innermost feeling./// https://t.co/wWs4k5pQMR

A leader who takes us for schmucks/ Says Washington’s spending big bucks/ On labs from which germs,/ The Kremlin affirms,/ Are spread by migratory ducks./ https://t.co/i4gMJv3Swe

John Bercow, ex-parliament speaker,/ Floor-crossing publicity-seeker/ And question-awarder/ Is now called to order/ For bullying those seen as weaker./// https://t.co/xEHNFtB2UE

A woman who was to be wed/ Pulled out over being misled,/ The match being ended/ Because her intended/ Was lacking in hair on his head./// https://t.co/Ij80qs5tTR

Ukrainians menaced by Putin,/ Escaping from missiles and shooting,/ Form queues at the borders/ As Britain gives orders/ To let those prepared to pick fruit in./// https://t.co/bJaqU2Nmun

As ministers try to ignore/ Donations from Russians galore,/ Defence Sec Ben Wallace/ Attempts to seek solace/ By citing the Crimean War./// https://t.co/PexJgI30dqhttps://t.co/vE6sNOKADW

A delicate problem arose/ For one skier right at the close:/ Apparently Remi/ Limped home with a semi,/ His willy so chilly it froze./// https://t.co/dwRU2h9koY

Prince Andrew has had to succumb,/ Agreeing to pay a large sum/ To settle a case/ Which seals his disgrace,/ And puts him in debt to his mum./// https://t.co/Y9aYy2pOrY

The Met police drug control lead/ Applied a no tolerance creed,/ Until this top copper/ Alas came a cropper/ When busted for acid and weed./// https://t.co/z0ODWDwHDV