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Authorities acted to seize/Suspected fraud-linked NFTs,/But what they impounded/Has many confounded -/Will someone enlighten us please./// https://t.co/S9p3FUhfwD

A man got a cheque for two trillion,/ Three hundred and twenty-four billion,/ And – though it sounds strange -/ Ignoring the change,/ Two hundred and fifty-four million./// https://t.co/7lwAPW6yV4

This new compilation of verse,Lampoons, using language most terse,Those Downing Street heartiesWho kept throwing partiesAs rates of infection got worse. (Including gems from @BigStevePoet @RipBulkeley and many more, alongside yours truly) https://www.culturematters.org.uk/index.php/arts/poetry/item/3900-a-fish-rots-from-the-head

Commissioner Cressida Dick,/ Who’s lately been getting some stick,/ Insisted ‘hell, no,/ I’m not gonna go!’/ Then suddenly went double quick./// https://t.co/sAiZ54UjRM

A gallery guard has been sacked/ For having, from boredom, attacked/ A work of art when/He took out a pen/ And added the eyes that it lacked./// https://t.co/xfIPh26AxE

A Downing Street work event quiz,/ Undoubtedly government biz,/ We heard, was on Zoom,/ Yet there in the room/ Was Johnson, with crisps and some fizz./// https://t.co/tkOMVzuPNO

When Primark and Greggs cement ties,/Their clothing and food enterprise/Will sell you baked goodies/With extra large hoodies/For after you eat all the pies./// https://t.co/vZNr6LCcjQ

The minister Jacob Rees-Mogg,/ Who’s now taken charge of the BOG*,/ Must find something good/ From Brexit that could/ Conceivably rescue Big Dog./// *Department of Brexit Opportunities and Government efficiency https://t.co/OEvpdujSv5

A spinner of grown-up renown/ Brought in to protect Johnson’s crown/ Has launched his new drive/ With “I Will Survive”/ And “he’s not completely a clown”./// https://t.co/e8E57blXkg

KP has come under attack/ From some kind of ransomware hack,/ Whose impact is grave/ For all those who crave/ A regular savoury snack./// https://t.co/BXlLxhi8ty