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The plutocrat Nigel was courting,Despite all his lies and distorting,Went on to disparageHis minion Farage,Which doesn’t seem terribly sporting. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

The body in charge of world chessDecided it must acquiesce;The wearing of jeans,It says, contravenesNo rule – but please dress to impress. http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

There was an old fellow from SeoulWho got himself into a heoul;He called martial lawThen had to withdraw,Undoing a major own geoul. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d…

Americans heading to voteMust choose whom they wish to promote;Which way will they leap?For Harris, the Veep,Or Trump, the unstable old goat.

A night of electoral dramaDelivered a landslide for StarmerAnd Tory collapseAs Rees-Mogg, Truss, ShappsConfronted political karma.

A prominent burger regimeIs dropping AI from the team,Deciding to scrapAn ordering appFor serving up bacon ice cream.

There once was an urchin named RishWhose parents denied his one wish –For him, deprivation,He sobbed to the nation,Was lacking a Sky TV dish. https://x.com/twitmericks/status/1800779348783538499?t=8SMcKELGSPhwwxg0568VaA&s=19