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Young Emma, at only eighteen,/ Burst on to the world tennis scene/ And won a Grand Slam,/ The odd school exam/ Another thing aced in between./// https://t.co/2sxZqkNcHw

A project that’s quite hard to beat/ Found held upside down by its feet/ And hung from the sky no/ Harm comes to a rhino -/ Researchers, your work is complete!/// https://t.co/wNyz3xjthg

When Gavin declared he met Marcus,/ His failings were rendered quite stark as/ He got the wrong name,/ Wrong player, wrong game,/ The walking political carcass./// https://t.co/d3cIgKKt8j

A duck on a Canberra pool,/ Who hadn’t learned English at school,/ Could speak it, and quacked,/ While mating, in fact,/ His fuck-a-duck phrase “bloody fool!”/// https://t.co/eMbzWNTidz

There was an old man with a beard/Who said “It is just as you feared,/The Taliban cabinet/Has not one hijab in it,/Just old men like me with a beard”./// https://t.co/Uqlj2cNz04

A group of four women and men/ Had many a hit way back when/ Then had an idea/ And so – Mamma Mia!/ Here Abba, and we, go again./// https://t.co/c7u0JOvOaP

Tim Martin, a big Brexiteer,/ Who loudly condemned ‘Project Fear’,/ Now suffers its curse/ For nothing is worse,/ They say, than a pub with no beer./// https://t.co/WTw7eI23UV

Paul Taylor decided to go/ Through Shitterton, Bell End and co/ To Twatt, all for charity,/ Provoking hilarity/ In Cockermouth and Titty Ho./// https://t.co/qIvaLvzocV

A wannabe discotheque jigger/ Declared “I’m a senior figure/ In Lancaster’s Duchy!”/ The doorman, all touchy,/ Said “Cough up your fiver, you ligger!”/// https://t.co/HMggzziW7t

A global tree-hugging convention/ Gave prizes, with special attention/ To speed of embrace/ And passion, with space/ For marks for artistic invention./// https://t.co/TVGPakde6N