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Annan, A Man with a Plan

Posted on April 8, 2012 by twitmericks

  Peace envoy Kofi Annan/Had what he believed was a plan/But he may have been had/By Bashar Assad/Who’s rather a devious man. 

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Water Silly Boy

Posted on April 8, 2012 by twitmericks

  A bearded young swimmer, an Ozzie/Leapt into the Thames in a cozzie/The race was suspended/The man apprehended/He wasn’t so sensible, was he

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Malawi Malady

Posted on April 7, 2012 by twitmericks

  There is an old man in Blantyre/Whose condition’s reportedly dire/Some say the President/Is now a decedent/But can’t be allowed to expire.

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Bout Camp

Posted on April 6, 2012 by twitmericks

  An arms dealer named Viktor Boot/Is causing a bit of dispute/There’ll be repercussions/Say furious Russians/For America jailing the brute.

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Dimitris Christoulas R.I.P.

Posted on April 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow in Greece/ Of whom the world mourns the decease/ Now for posterity/ Killed by austerity/ Rest, poor Dimitris, in peace. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17627838

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Pretty Vacant

Posted on April 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a maiden so fair/ A beauty defying compare/ But pals gave her stick/ Until gorgeous Ms Brick/ Revealed to the Mail her despair. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/9188229/Samantha-Brick-ten-out-of-ten-men-fancy-me.html

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What a Panda Must Do Pt 2

Posted on April 5, 2012 by twitmericks

She-panda Tian Tian receives/ The aim of it is she conceives/ Yang don’t give a damn/ Wham Bam Thankyou Ma’am/ The he-panda eats, shoots and leaves*. (NB Latest reports indicate this may be more factually accurate if we omit the … Continue reading →

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What a Panda’s Gotta Do…

Posted on April 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The pandas of Edinburgh zoo/ Are doing what pandas must do/ Through their copulation/ The zoo’s population/ Of pandas could rise above two. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/895167-britains-only-pandas-finally-get-close-after-entering-tunnel-of-love

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She Was a He

Posted on April 4, 2012 by twitmericks

A Canadian pageant contender/ A beauty of reassigned gender/ Was cruelly barred/ Till she played her Trump card/ And Donald was forced to surrender. http://www.vancouversun.com/Transgender+woman+Jenna+Talackova+will+compete+Miss+Universe+Canada+pageant+With+Video/6404953/story.html

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Murdoch Most Foul

Posted on April 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow named James Whose chairmanship went up in flames His future career May terminate here Depending whom Leveson blames. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2e35ac96-7da8-11e1-bfa5-00144feab49a.html

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