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The man who cocked up test and trace/Could still avoid total disgrace,/Although fucking hopeless,/If he can just grope less, / Observing the guide “Hands, arse, space”.///

Matt Hancock, though hugging was banned,/ Took Gina’s arse firmly in hand,/ But Boris, the shagger,/ Can’t give Matt the dagger,/ The blond clearly leading the bland.///

According to president Viktor,/ The LGBT rights restriktor,/ In earlier days/ He fought to help gays,/ Who now he is being a diktor./// https://t.co/vx7lMUagkR

An expert who studies the Bard/ Received an approach in regard/ To writing a book/ For Johnson, who took/ The money, but finds it too hard./// https://t.co/GibJeigNHr

A predator fish on a foray/ Inspired a New York Times storay:/ “When an eel climbs a ramp/ To eat squid from a clamp”,/ The headline declared, “that’s a moray”./// https://t.co/UosS27fXQ7

The voters of Chesham in Bucks/ Decided this government sucks/ And voted Lib Dem,/ The Tories, to them,/ Appearing to give zero fucks./// https://t.co/inBWxFkV41

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks,/ But this one got bored chasing sticks/ And found a new toy/ So perfect, oh boy!/ He grinned like a dog with two dicks./// https://t.co/RoxXWe7FGa

Dom Cummings, that vengeful old chap,/ Showed messages sent on WhatsApp/ By Johnson, no less,/ That plainly express/ The view that Matt Hancock is crap./// https://t.co/6BoKQXDZax

Ronaldo made clear what he thinks/ Of sponsors with sugary drinks,/ Suggesting we oughta/ Just drink bottled water/ And not Coca-cola, which stinks./// https://t.co/Oz22awlKPw

A fisherman, 56, male,/ Was swallowed alive by a whale./ Leviathan spewed,/ Ejecting the dude,/ Who therefore can tell us his tale./// https://t.co/9JFNvcdKv5