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Sean Connery, so farewell then,/ The first among Bond-playing men;/ Despite the advice/ ‘You only live twice’,/ You’ll never say never again./// *Yes, I know No Time to Die was not one of his, but the other two were. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54761824

A man whom police went to seek/ Was found to be armed with a leek;/ Though lacking a blade,/ This weapon betrayed/ Intent to make bubble and squeak./ Leeks mistaken for machete spark Aberdeen police probeOfficers called out to investigate … Continue reading →