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Abstain, virus researchers say, As COVID-19 genomes may Get into men’s jizz (Sex anyway is Quite hard from two metres away). https://t.co/aNx7Ci491P  

What Johnson calls British success/ Is tests, PPE in a mess,/ Economy dire,/ And death rate now higher/ Than anywhere bar the U.S./// What Johnson calls British successIs tests, PPE in a mess,Economy dire,And death rate now higherThan anywhere bar … Continue reading →

Police in East Anglia seek/ A man with a steampunkish streak/ Who’s wont to appear/ In plague doctor gear/ And mask in the shape of a beak.///

An anchor in Spain, while on air, Broke news of his latest affair, For there in the shot A girl who was not His partner was visible, bare. #WFH #Spain #alfonsomerlos https://t.co/DqG3TvlfZW

In search of new things to be doing/ Instead of just sitting and stewing,/ The people of Belper/ Have found a great helper/ Is joining in communal mooing. In search of new things to be doingInstead of just sitting and … Continue reading →

The UK health minister toasts/ Success as he eagerly boasts/ His target’s been met/ On testing, and yet/ He got there by moving the posts./// The UK health minister toastsSuccess as he eagerly boastsHis target's been metOn testing, and yetHe … Continue reading →

The firm that makes Durex is flagging That sales of its product are sagging As lockdown affects Occurrence of sex, Especially casual shagging. #Durex #coronavirus https://t.co/EiswMenNdT

The top Swedish scientist dude So captured the national mood In tackling the virus That some are desirous Of having his likeness tattooed. #COVID19 #Sweden #AndersTegnell https://t.co/rPM1GCywQm

The U.S. pandemic’s killed more Than died in the Vietnam war, With all under threat As bone spurs won’t get You safety, as happened before. #CoronavirusUSA #VietnamWar #BoneSpurs45 #Trump https://t.co/3yFEGRrvXl

The Belgians in lockdown don’t eat/ French fries that you buy on the street,/ So millions of taters/ Will end up in craters/ Unless they can make their own frites./// The Belgians in lockdown don't eatFrench fries that you buy … Continue reading →