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The oil price has fallen so far, When sold on the futures bazaar, It’s worth less than nought, Provoking the thought Who’ll pay me to fill up my car?” https://t.co/aat7cxDNZ2

Though Johnson insists he’s Clark Kent/ He’s shown himself in the event/ As focused as Nero,/ Less bold superhero,/ More Bullingdon-bred David Brent./// Though Johnson insists he's Clark KentHe's shown himself in the eventAs focused as Nero,Less bold superhero,More Bullingdon-bred … Continue reading →

Three astronauts landed from space To Earth, quite a different place, But on the space station At least isolation Is one thing you learn how to face. #Covid_19 #ISS https://t.co/mLhpHhLARX

As lockdowns and closures remain,/ The crisis gets ever more plain -/ To boost our resilience,/ It seems tens of millions/ Of pints must be poured down the drain./// As lockdowns and closures remain,The crisis gets ever more plain – … Continue reading →

A tax-averse billionaire Complains that he’s having a ‘mare And wants bailing out, Provoking the shout: “Piss off till you pay your fair share!” #virginatlantic #RichardBranson https://t.co/xeTyWwfLUx

The PM got Covid infection, But saw Easter Day resurrection, And must now show gratitude By changing his attitude And giving health workers protection. #COVID19 #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonCoronavirus https://t.co/tDMxHP1wcu

A government fellow named Matt Got into a PPE spat With staff unamused At being accused Of using too much by the twat. #coronavirus #PPE #PPEforNHS #PPEshortage #matthancock https://t.co/3F9ZrDMzbG

Two pandas confined in a zoo Found lockdown provided the cue For long-delayed mating – With noone spectating, They finally managed to screw. #PANDAS #HongKong #PandemicPoems #COVID19 https://t.co/EgWxjkx8gj

Researchers developed a loo That health-tests each visitor’s poo, And films to obtain us A scan of the anus, While motions are being gone through. https://t.co/59ocByStNV

A top Scottish medic got strife For flouting restrictions on life She’d said to obey, And going away To home number two out in Fife. https://t.co/zivsXqcDru