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The spread of the virus has shown It’s one of the worst we have known, A serious crisis, So Johnson’s advice is To maybe try sleeping alone. #CobraMeeting https://t.co/J2WlV0pQ6Z  

Joe Marler is facing a call/ For sanction because in the maul/ He grabbed Jones’s nuts,/ A charge he rebuts,/ Insisting he went for the ball./// Joe Marler is facing a callFor sanction because in the maulHe grabbed Jones's nuts,A … Continue reading →

A piece of equipment that followed/ The movements of pigs as they wallowed/ Went on to ignite/ A load of pig shite/ When pooed, for alas it was swallowed!/// A piece of equipment that followedThe movements of pigs as they … Continue reading →

As all of Australia succumbs/ To panic, expending vast sums/ On scarce toilet tissue,/ One newspaper issue/ Has pages for wiping your bums./// As all of Australia succumbsTo panic, expending vast sumsOn scarce toilet tissue,One newspaper issueHas pages for wiping … Continue reading →

There is an old man with a hunch That though this bug may pack a punch, The number who’ll die Is not all that high – But sadly the guy’s out to lunch. https://t.co/xsxJ4y5V4j

As coronavirus draws near, America’s feeling the fear Of COVID-19. So what does this mean? A boycott of Mexican beer. #coronavirus #COVID19US #coronabeer #coronabeervirus https://t.co/ZYstBrry5q

It’s legal to show a bare breast To get something off of your chest – A French court permits The flashing of tits As long as it’s done to protest. #Femen #France https://t.co/yx12WdQIB9

A sentence on Weinstein is pending On two counts of sexual offending, A court in Manhattan Contriving to flatten His hope of a Hollywood ending. #MeToo #HarveyWeinstein #Weinstein https://t.co/xRKRGdMUBH

A minister earning big bucks Said military strategy sucks – The future he banked on Was weaponized plankton Propelling bomb-filled rubber ducks. https://t.co/Qf0pQzw56e