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The bushy-tailed aye-aye has got
A long middle finger, and what
It's for, we suppose,
Is picking its nose
And eating delectable snot.https://t.co/uJATmikemY

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 27, 2022

The Tories have picked a new leader,
Replacing Liz Truss, to succeed 'er
Inside Number Ten,
Although, yet again
We never elected the bleeder.#RishiSunak#GeneralElection#GeneralElectionN0W#sunakhttps://t.co/cb5RXfgROI

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 24, 2022

Said Boris: "I'd win if I tried,
With so much support on my side,
But now's not the time
And unity's prime –
That's why I'm withdrawing", he lied.#BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/6dpq76Tvnz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 24, 2022

A strange bit of paraphernalia
Washed up on a beach in Australia,
Suggesting a male
Unfortunate whale*
Is missing its huge genitalia.

*cetacean neededhttps://t.co/aaJikwbZyv

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 22, 2022

The free market right is nonplussed,
Its fantasy biting the dust
As markets disdained
Britannia Unchained,
Preferring Britannia Untrussed.#BritanniaunTrussedhttps://t.co/1hOtrMQnpZ@Freedland

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 21, 2022

Outgoing Prime Minister Truss,
Inflicted by Tories on us,
Reluctantly quit
For being so shit
Her mates threw her under the bus.#GeneralElectionNow#LizTrussPM#Trusshttps://t.co/FXyJY0VwVq

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 20, 2022

Resigning from office, Suella
Blamed Truss, who appeared to compella,
But seeing Grant Shapps
Appointed, perhaps
The boss is that Jeremy fella.#SuellaBraverman#LizTrussPMhttps://t.co/MKWHAZoixJ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 19, 2022

A crisis already grotesque
Becomes ever more Pythonesque,
As Mordaunt says Truss,
Not there to discuss,
Is not hiding under a desk.#LizTrussPM#LizTrusshttps://t.co/lZlqOsKkHi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 17, 2022

Her odds to romaine look remote
Cos Tories are rocking the boat,
As icebergs float past,
Liz Truss won't outlast
This salad, so please lettuce vote.#lettuceliz https://t.co/OCcw8NUPWp

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 15, 2022

Embattled Prime Minister Truss
Threw Kwasi K. under the bus
For doing her bidding,
But has to be kidding
To think that'll satisfy us.#Truss#KwasiKwarteng#torychaos #Budget

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 14, 2022