twitmericks

A Mondrian work, it's been found,
Has spent all its life upside-downed
And so it must stay
In case, experts say,
Of damage from turning it round.https://t.co/4SmVyLARdC

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 29, 2022

A maverick wealthy big hitter
Declared that his buyout of Twitter
Meant freeing the bird,
Which many inferred
Means freeing the hateful and bitter.#Musk#musktwitter#ELONMUSK#elonmusktwitterhttps://t.co/ZafYg9Yqc6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 28, 2022

The Pope says consumption of porn
Is something that should be forsworn,
Accepting the clergy's
Not safe from such urges,
And even a nun gets the horn.https://t.co/UbZw5rGZNf

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 27, 2022

The bushy-tailed aye-aye has got
A long middle finger, and what
It's for, we suppose,
Is picking its nose
And eating delectable snot.https://t.co/uJATmikemY

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 27, 2022

The Tories have picked a new leader,
Replacing Liz Truss, to succeed 'er
Inside Number Ten,
Although, yet again
We never elected the bleeder.#RishiSunak#GeneralElection#GeneralElectionN0W#sunakhttps://t.co/cb5RXfgROI

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 24, 2022

Said Boris: "I'd win if I tried,
With so much support on my side,
But now's not the time
And unity's prime –
That's why I'm withdrawing", he lied.#BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/6dpq76Tvnz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 24, 2022

A strange bit of paraphernalia
Washed up on a beach in Australia,
Suggesting a male
Unfortunate whale*
Is missing its huge genitalia.

*cetacean neededhttps://t.co/aaJikwbZyv

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 22, 2022

The free market right is nonplussed,
Its fantasy biting the dust
As markets disdained
Britannia Unchained,
Preferring Britannia Untrussed.#BritanniaunTrussedhttps://t.co/1hOtrMQnpZ@Freedland

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 21, 2022

Outgoing Prime Minister Truss,
Inflicted by Tories on us,
Reluctantly quit
For being so shit
Her mates threw her under the bus.#GeneralElectionNow#LizTrussPM#Trusshttps://t.co/FXyJY0VwVq

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 20, 2022

Resigning from office, Suella
Blamed Truss, who appeared to compella,
But seeing Grant Shapps
Appointed, perhaps
The boss is that Jeremy fella.#SuellaBraverman#LizTrussPMhttps://t.co/MKWHAZoixJ

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 19, 2022