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A crisis already grotesque
Becomes ever more Pythonesque,
As Mordaunt says Truss,
Not there to discuss,
Is not hiding under a desk.#LizTrussPM#LizTrusshttps://t.co/lZlqOsKkHi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 17, 2022

Her odds to romaine look remote
Cos Tories are rocking the boat,
As icebergs float past,
Liz Truss won't outlast
This salad, so please lettuce vote.#lettuceliz https://t.co/OCcw8NUPWp

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 15, 2022

Embattled Prime Minister Truss
Threw Kwasi K. under the bus
For doing her bidding,
But has to be kidding
To think that'll satisfy us.#Truss#KwasiKwarteng#torychaos #Budget

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 14, 2022

An annual poll that compares
The weight gain of certain brown bears
Was hit by *checks notes*
A load of fake votes,
A terrible state of affairs. https://t.co/bRCstKnR7P

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 12, 2022

"We're growing the pie!" Liz Truss cries,
As loan rates and power costs rise
And pie firms go bust,
Which leaves us with Truss
As Britain's main source of pork pies.https://t.co/VXdAFQ02hR

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 6, 2022

Removing the top rate of tax,
A move almost nobody backs,
Is now for the chop
As those at the top
Perceive how their unity cracks.#UTurn#Trussonomics#KwasiKwarteng#torychaos#ConservativePartyconferencehttps://t.co/3x37qLC9xs

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 3, 2022

Two anglers who won in a match
Were outed as not up to scratch
And knocked off their perch,
A cavity search
Revealing they weighted their catch.https://t.co/ZSrkwNmk6Y

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 2, 2022

Conservatives Kwarteng and Truss
Said: "Why are you picking on us?
We're going for growth
And that's why we both
Chucked all of you under the bus".#Truss#KwasiKwartenghttps://t.co/S6nSn9pG6J

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 29, 2022

Matteo Salvini was rashest
And Silvio clearly the flashest,
But Giorgia Meloni
Has pipped Berlusconi
As leader who's most like a fascist.#ItalianElectionshttps://t.co/o9FIjUYh07

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 26, 2022

There was a young fellow named Kwasi
Whose budget was quite kamikaze,
With gifts to the rich
And borrowing which
Is sending the pound down the khazi.#KwasiKwarteng#fiscaleventhttps://t.co/GqGVqezpzO

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 23, 2022