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An annual poll that compares
The weight gain of certain brown bears
Was hit by *checks notes*
A load of fake votes,
A terrible state of affairs. https://t.co/bRCstKnR7P

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 12, 2022

"We're growing the pie!" Liz Truss cries,
As loan rates and power costs rise
And pie firms go bust,
Which leaves us with Truss
As Britain's main source of pork pies.https://t.co/VXdAFQ02hR

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 6, 2022

Removing the top rate of tax,
A move almost nobody backs,
Is now for the chop
As those at the top
Perceive how their unity cracks.#UTurn#Trussonomics#KwasiKwarteng#torychaos#ConservativePartyconferencehttps://t.co/3x37qLC9xs

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 3, 2022

Two anglers who won in a match
Were outed as not up to scratch
And knocked off their perch,
A cavity search
Revealing they weighted their catch.https://t.co/ZSrkwNmk6Y

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 2, 2022

Conservatives Kwarteng and Truss
Said: "Why are you picking on us?
We're going for growth
And that's why we both
Chucked all of you under the bus".#Truss#KwasiKwartenghttps://t.co/S6nSn9pG6J

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 29, 2022

Matteo Salvini was rashest
And Silvio clearly the flashest,
But Giorgia Meloni
Has pipped Berlusconi
As leader who's most like a fascist.#ItalianElectionshttps://t.co/o9FIjUYh07

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 26, 2022

There was a young fellow named Kwasi
Whose budget was quite kamikaze,
With gifts to the rich
And borrowing which
Is sending the pound down the khazi.#KwasiKwarteng#fiscaleventhttps://t.co/GqGVqezpzO

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 23, 2022

The government's given its backing
To shale gas extraction, or fracking.
"Let's go the whole hog",
Said Jacob Rees-Mogg,
"It's high time this country got cracking!"#Fracking#ReesMogg#JacobReesMogghttps://t.co/55JBTLUIp4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 22, 2022

Chess champion Carlsen resigned
Believing the match undermined
By clouds of suspicion
Alleging transmission
Of hints into Niemann's behind.#chessdrama#MagnusCarlsen#hansniemannhttps://t.co/3gTvBNlLNb

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 21, 2022

The catafalque's placed upon view
And Brits do what Brits gonna do,
For England expects
You pay your respects
By spending all day in a queue.https://t.co/HZfZXsu7Zd

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September 15, 2022