twitmericks

When children play robots at chess,/
The message is simple: Don’t mess;/
Some kids gotta learn/
To wait for their turn/
Or wind up with one finger less.///

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The UK got into a hole/
By voting to leave in a poll/
And now attacks France/
For seizing the chance/
And taking back border control.///

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Some Tories are now to discuss/
The choice between Sunak and Truss,/
For picking our leader/
Is something, dear reader,/
That can’t be entrusted to us./

Conservative hopefuls competing/
Ignore how the planet is heating/
As Great Britain sweats/
And Johnson flies jets/
And skips an emergency meeting.///

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He partied while sick patients died,/
Protected a groper and lied,/
Reneged on his deals,/
Then dug in his heels/
Till no one was left on his side.///

“I’ll get along fine”, declared Boris,/
“I’ll ride this thing out now, no worries,/
Though Sajid has quit,/
And Rishi, the shit,/
Et tu – I’ll give both jobs to Dorries”.///

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Though many may take it amiss,/
Declaring, “I’m not drinking this!”,/
In Singapore brewers/
Say waste from the sewers/
Is great when you’re out on the piss.///

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Chris Pincher, a top Tory whip
Blamed booze after losing his grip:
“It’s rather a farce,
I do feel an arse –
And that’s why I’ve had to jump ship”.

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A sex party firm on the rocks/
Soon found opportunity knocks,/
For tax-paying Britons/
Bailed out Killing Kittens,/
In which the UK now owns stocks.///

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“When Tory results go to shit”/
Said Dowden, “I think it is fit”/
That senior bosses/
Account for our losses./
Since Johnson won’t do it, I quit”.///

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