twitmericks

A theme park announced with some pride
Its new toxic effluent ride;
Alas the attraction
Was put out of action
When actual sewage was spied.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025…

Are Trump, and his Maga alliance,
Excessively placing reliance
On Elon, whose pockets
Are deep, but whose spaceships
Explode? Well, it’s not rocket science!

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

There was an old bully named Trump,
Who got in a terrible grump,
When Mr Zelensky
Caused major offensky
By simply not kissing his rump.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025…

A funeral parlour in China
Is everyone’s favourite diner
As oodles and oodles
Of folks taste their noodles
And swear there’s no  restaurant finer.

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

America opened discussions
On war in Ukraine with the Russians;
While Marco says howdy
To Sergei in Saudi,
Volodymyr fears repercussions.

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

The member for Gorton and Denton
Was sacked over messages sent on
WhatsApp that were snide,
Career suicide
Apparently what he was bent on.

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

A woman whose man had departed
Did not sit around brokenhearted;
Instead what she did
Is WhatsApp a vid
Or two of her bum as she farted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…

A man of unstable opinions
Wants Gaza to join his dominions
With no Gazans in it;
He might take a minute
To sound out a few Palestinians.

A fellow of doge-y repute
Who’s Trump’s newest tech bro recruit,
The flashest and rashest,
Came out as a fascist
By giving a Nazi salute.

Delusional President Trump
Was rescued by God on the stump,
Or so he declares,
As billionaires
Pay homage by kissing his rump.