Authorities acted to seize/
Suspected fraud-linked NFTs,/
But what they impounded/
Has many confounded -/
Will someone enlighten us please.///

https://t.co/S9p3FUhfwD

A man got a cheque for two trillion,/
Three hundred and twenty-four billion,/
And – though it sounds strange -/
Ignoring the change,/
Two hundred and fifty-four million.///

https://t.co/7lwAPW6yV4

This new compilation of verse,
Lampoons, using language most terse,
Those Downing Street hearties
Who kept throwing parties
As rates of infection got worse.

(Including gems from @BigStevePoet @RipBulkeley and many more, alongside yours truly)

https://www.culturematters.org.uk/index.php/arts/poetry/item/3900-a-fish-rots-from-the-head

Commissioner Cressida Dick,/
Who’s lately been getting some stick,/
Insisted ‘hell, no,/
I’m not gonna go!’/
Then suddenly went double quick.///

https://t.co/sAiZ54UjRM

A gallery guard has been sacked/
For having, from boredom, attacked/
A work of art when/
He took out a pen/
And added the eyes that it lacked.///

https://t.co/xfIPh26AxE

A Downing Street work event quiz,/
Undoubtedly government biz,/
We heard, was on Zoom,/
Yet there in the room/
Was Johnson, with crisps and some fizz.///

https://t.co/tkOMVzuPNO

When Primark and Greggs cement ties,/
Their clothing and food enterprise/
Will sell you baked goodies/
With extra large hoodies/
For after you eat all the pies.///

https://t.co/vZNr6LCcjQ

The minister Jacob Rees-Mogg,/
Who’s now taken charge of the BOG*,/
Must find something good/
From Brexit that could/
Conceivably rescue Big Dog.///

*Department of Brexit Opportunities and Government efficiency

https://t.co/OEvpdujSv5

A spinner of grown-up renown/
Brought in to protect Johnson’s crown/
Has launched his new drive/
With “I Will Survive”/
And “he’s not completely a clown”.///

https://t.co/e8E57blXkg

KP has come under attack/
From some kind of ransomware hack,/
Whose impact is grave/
For all those who crave/
A regular savoury snack.///

https://t.co/BXlLxhi8ty