A delicate problem arose/
For one skier right at the close:/
Apparently Remi/
Limped home with a semi,/
His willy so chilly it froze.///

https://t.co/dwRU2h9koY

Prince Andrew has had to succumb,/
Agreeing to pay a large sum/
To settle a case/
Which seals his disgrace,/
And puts him in debt to his mum.///

https://t.co/Y9aYy2pOrY

The Met police drug control lead/
Applied a no tolerance creed,/
Until this top copper/
Alas came a cropper/
When busted for acid and weed.///

https://t.co/z0ODWDwHDV

Authorities acted to seize/
Suspected fraud-linked NFTs,/
But what they impounded/
Has many confounded -/
Will someone enlighten us please.///

https://t.co/S9p3FUhfwD

A man got a cheque for two trillion,/
Three hundred and twenty-four billion,/
And – though it sounds strange -/
Ignoring the change,/
Two hundred and fifty-four million.///

https://t.co/7lwAPW6yV4

This new compilation of verse,
Lampoons, using language most terse,
Those Downing Street hearties
Who kept throwing parties
As rates of infection got worse.

(Including gems from @BigStevePoet @RipBulkeley and many more, alongside yours truly)

https://www.culturematters.org.uk/index.php/arts/poetry/item/3900-a-fish-rots-from-the-head

Commissioner Cressida Dick,/
Who’s lately been getting some stick,/
Insisted ‘hell, no,/
I’m not gonna go!’/
Then suddenly went double quick.///

https://t.co/sAiZ54UjRM

A gallery guard has been sacked/
For having, from boredom, attacked/
A work of art when/
He took out a pen/
And added the eyes that it lacked.///

https://t.co/xfIPh26AxE

A Downing Street work event quiz,/
Undoubtedly government biz,/
We heard, was on Zoom,/
Yet there in the room/
Was Johnson, with crisps and some fizz.///

https://t.co/tkOMVzuPNO

When Primark and Greggs cement ties,/
Their clothing and food enterprise/
Will sell you baked goodies/
With extra large hoodies/
For after you eat all the pies.///

https://t.co/vZNr6LCcjQ