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The plutocrat Nigel was courting,
Despite all his lies and distorting,
Went on to disparage
His minion Farage,
Which doesn’t seem terribly sporting.

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

The body in charge of world chess
Decided it must acquiesce;
The wearing of jeans,
It says, contravenes
No rule – but please dress to impress.

http://www.bbc.com/news/article…

There was an old fellow from Seoul
Who got himself into a heoul;
He called martial law
Then had to withdraw,
Undoing a major own geoul.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d…

Americans heading to vote
Must choose whom they wish to promote;
Which way will they leap?
For Harris, the Veep,
Or Trump, the unstable old goat.

A night of electoral drama
Delivered a landslide for Starmer
And Tory collapse
As Rees-Mogg, Truss, Shapps
Confronted political karma.

A prominent burger regime
Is dropping AI from the team,
Deciding to scrap
An ordering app
For serving up bacon ice cream.

There once was an urchin named Rish
Whose parents denied his one wish –
For him, deprivation,
He sobbed to the nation,
Was lacking a Sky TV dish.

https://x.com/twitmericks/status/1800779348783538499?t=8SMcKELGSPhwwxg0568VaA&s=19