There once was an urchin named Rish
Whose parents denied his one wish –
For him, deprivation,
He sobbed to the nation,
Was lacking a Sky TV dish.

https://x.com/twitmericks/status/1800779348783538499?t=8SMcKELGSPhwwxg0568VaA&s=19

The song “Things can only get better”
Drowned out the election-date setter
Who stood with no coat,
Announcing a vote –
Poor Sunak could only get wetter.

The member for Dover and Deal
Has flipped, showing Starmerite zeal,
But this doesn’t please
Some Labour MPs
To whom Elphicke’s views don’t appeal.

https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1788541812711325707?t=wDvG7t8VAdTk4gtPUUpXpA&s=19

Conservative member Mark Menzies
Rang up in the strangest of frenzies:
“Our slush fund must pay
Some bad guys 5K –
It won’t be for keepsies, just lenzies”.

thetimes.co.uk/article/28f948…

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

A devious honeytrap app
Has caught more than one Tory chap
Since back in September*
One upstanding member
Was pictured unclothed in a snap.

*Well, it may have been then!

A chatbot that rose to a dare
Was caused by a user to swear
And led to admit
That DPD’s shit
(Its haiku was too, to be fair).

The Tory frontbencher Lee Anderson
Declares that the bill on Rwanda’s an
Inadequate measure
But listen up, treasure,
It’s just meant to be propaganda, son.

With ex-PM Cameron back
To give foreign office a crack,
That Cleverly fella
Replaces Suella,
Whom Sunak has given the sack.

A member is facing suspension
For quite a severe contravention:
He showed an aide meanness
And also his penis,
That being the Bone of contention.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67122669

A woman who worked in a zoo
Put dung from her charges on view,
Curating the faeces
Of various species:
Her show is a load of old poo.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/07/like-something-from-bake-off-animal-poo-exhibition-opens-in-london?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other