Mutation gave Johnson a chance
To justify changing his stance
Towards Christmas Day
But, to his dismay,
Did not go unnoticed in France.

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A bumbling incompetent toff
Whose answer this week was to scoff
At critics of easing,
Abandoned crowd-pleasing,
And finally called Christmas off.

A lizard in Melbourne, Australia,/
With feminine paraphernalia,/
Changed sex, which is rare,/
By growing a pair/
Of masculine-type genitalia.///

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A minister causing affront/
Accused the UN of a stunt/
By feeding our sprogs,/
For Jacob Rees-Mogg’s/
A callous, self-satisfied Conservative.///

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“Our plans”, Johnson said, “are defensible,/
And not, as Keir says, reprehensible./
Though I said to bubble,/
Don’t get me in trouble -/
This Christmas, eat, drink and be sensible”.///

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A writer who shattered the mould
For how cold war stories were told
Is gone, so goodbye
Le Carré – the spy
Who wrote his way in from the cold.

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When Johnson starts citing Australia
To cover his palpable falia
To get what he’s seeking
It means he is speaking
A right load of old genitalia.

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In Kent, by the roadside in Hoo,
Some residents put an old loo
Because of a ruckus
With Amazon truckers
Who stop in their village to poo.

https://t.co/ZfWXcD3GYQ

A court cleared a man who denied/
His Land’s End to John O’Groats ride/
In record fast time/
Denoted a crime,/
Because, he explained, he had lied.///

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