twitmericks

Will Shakespeare, of Avon's fair banks
Was second among Britain's ranks
In line for the jab
From Biontech's lab.
For this relief, science, much thanks.#vday #VaccineDay #vaccines #williamshakespeare #PfizerBioNTech #COVID19Vaccine #CovidVaccines https://t.co/NGgD5AFJcR

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 8, 2020

A court cleared a man who denied
His Land's End to John O'Groats ride
In record fast time
Denoted a crime,
Because he explained he had lied.https://t.co/KlW2W17uFX

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 4, 2020

"I'm no Nazi war crimes belittler",
The councillor said, getting brittler;
"I won't take the blame,
My dad chose my name!"
Declared Uunona Adolf Hitler.#Namibia https://t.co/LmNr6e8xun

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 3, 2020

In Germany, cops fearing malice,
Or actions of pranksters most callous,
Are scouring an area
Of southern Bavaria
In search of Deutschland's Überphallus.https://t.co/XHJPIj0MVT

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 2, 2020

An anti-gay Euro-MP
Made off when his sex jamboree
Was busted in lockdown
By putting the cock down
And climbing the gutter to flee.https://t.co/jFlBYwd7xD

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 1, 2020

According to government regs,
Pubs serving from bottles or kegs
Must sell drinkers meals,
Which George Eustice feels
Will stretch to including Scotch eggs.#scotcheggs#tier2#pubs#SaveOurPubshttps://t.co/vASGvlV25G

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 30, 2020

The UK chumocracy hub
Has now welcomed into the club
Of Covid suppliers
The government hires
The landlord of Matt Hancock's pub.#chumocracyhttps://t.co/f01T2qLyfu

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 27, 2020

An Austrian village is chucking
Its name, with the object of ducking
The tourists who scoff.
Well Fugging fug off,
The rest of the world says keep Fucking!https://t.co/3itLLkra3p

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 26, 2020

A federal judge's response to
The legal campaign of the Donster
Was simply to say
His suit in PA
Was stitched up like Frankenstein's monster.#BidenWon#BidenHarris#Pennsylvania#frankensteinsmonsterhttps://t.co/gyDKRfgDc6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 22, 2020