twitmericks

Said Johnson: Get square round the Prittster –
We must have the right to be shittster
The staff we employ
If they should annoy
(Though that's not a thing she admittster).https://t.co/cuTNs8UtwQ#BullyPatel#Prittster#oneruleforthem #PritiPatel #PritiPatelBullying

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 21, 2020

A model who comes from Brazil
Got likes for an underwear still
From inside the Vatican,
Where showing your batty can
Give an old fellow a thrill. https://t.co/chkp7XyVi5#PopeFrancis #pope#NataliaGaribotto #Natalia

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 20, 2020

Though Trump denies Biden has won
It seems the next race has begun,
For who can deny
That Rudy G's dye
Has clearly decided to run.#RudyGiuliani#Rudy#GiulianiMeltdown#Giulianihttps://t.co/UZcxa8IOmc

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 20, 2020

You don't need a fancy CV
To sell the UK PPE
Or win a big tender,
Just pick as a friend a
Conservative Party MP.#chumocracy#uk#PPE#didoharding#cronyismhttps://t.co/DhTqJTK4br

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 15, 2020

A driver from Fareham in Hants
Who shouts 'Wakey Wakey' for bants
At 3 in the morning
Got off with a warning,
But could face a kick in the pants.https://t.co/eRfSYOwNbz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 14, 2020

Said Boris to Dom: "Though I grieve
At having to give you the heave,
The party's awoken,
The country has spoken,
And all, in your case, vote for Leave".#cummingsisgone#CummingsHasGone#Johnson#dominiccummingshttps://t.co/a0Hjqs558C

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 13, 2020

Although the economy's slowing
And Covid transmission is growing
And pubs have no beer
We've something to cheer,
For Dominic Cummings is going!#cummings#dominiccummings#uk#BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/6yTmNhbsLC

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 13, 2020

A digital content creator
Has entered the market to cater
For sexual healing,
By proudly revealing
A red BuzzFeed-branded vibrator.https://t.co/ofUsii0atj

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 12, 2020

A Downing St aide named Lee Cain,
Whom Carrie regards with disdain,
Was given the sack
And reabsorbed back
To Dominic Cummings's brain.#LeeCain#CarrieSymonds#cummings#BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/CvN6Cisf54

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 11, 2020

As fanciers set out their stalls,
And praise their birds' plumage and calls,
Hot tip is the glamorous,
Small, polyamorous
Hihi, with oversized balls.#BirdOfTheYear2020 #NewZealand https://t.co/7IGKTXqxR8

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 11, 2020