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"Dear President Biden/Trump,
Congrats on defeating that chump –
Well done, way to go,
Old Donald/Joe!
(Delete as required). Fist bump!"https://t.co/DQlY5eagGx

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 10, 2020

Three geezers decided the thing
To make dinner go with a swing
Was picking a chicken
And sticking it quick in
A Yellowstone Park thermal spring.https://t.co/pgbMsjoiTf

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 10, 2020

Between a PA crematorium
And area dildo emporium,
The Four Seasons store
Has plants and much more –
It's Trump's legal team's auditorium.#fourseasonslandscaping #FourSeasons#fourseasonstotallandscaping#Philadelphia#Philly#Pennsylvaniahttps://t.co/kvzlCsm1lM

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 8, 2020

When Trump saw the lead for Joe Biden
Progressively widen and widen
He screamed himself hoarse,
Then rushed to the course,
In search of a bunker to hide in.https://t.co/AUPicCpovq#TrumpMeltdown #TrumpTantrum #Biden #Trump

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 7, 2020

A fellow whose mandate's expired,
Who just won't concede as required
And loosen his hold,
Will need to be told:
"The people have spoken – You're Fired!"#TrumpMeltdown#TrumpIsLosing #TrumpvsBiden #USElectionResults2020 #USElectionResults #USElection #YoureFiredTrump

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 6, 2020

There is an old creature, we hear,
Whose sturdy behind inspires fear:
When cornered in combat,
The iron-arsed wombat
Gives orders to bring up the rear.https://t.co/OPzE7HOVmz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 5, 2020

When Trump secured Texas
He started to vex us,
Projections in Florida
Made matters still torrider,
Those in Arizona
Enraged his persona,
While Biden esconcing
His lead in Wisconsin
And also in Michigan,
Saw Trump start to bitch again.
Let's hope Pennsylvania
Defeats egomania.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 4, 2020

For satirists, much is now riden
On voters, and with whom they're siden:
Trump's rule saw boom times
For humorous rhymes –
But never mind us, vote for Biden!#AmericaDecides2020 #2020Elections #AmericaDecides2020 #VoteHimOut #VOTE

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 3, 2020

A Rotterdam artist's creation
Prevented a train conflagration –
On leaving the rail,
It stopped on the whale,
Which wasn't its scheduled cetacean.#whaletail#rotterdam #flukehttps://t.co/Md5bzoKay4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 2, 2020

The doc said "I don't understand –
I paid these men 70 grand
And though I've got cramp
From rubbing this lamp
My wish is still noone's command".https://t.co/2FgiEdrQaH

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 1, 2020