Sean Connery, so farewell then,/
The first among Bond-playing men;/
Despite the advice/
‘You only live twice’,/
You’ll never say never again.///
*Yes, I know No Time to Die was not one of his, but the other two were.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54761824
A man whom police went to seek/
Was found to be armed with a leek;/
Though lacking a blade,/
This weapon betrayed/
Intent to make bubble and squeak./
Leeks mistaken for machete spark Aberdeen police probeOfficers called out to investigate reports of a masked armed man discovered he was actually carrying a bag of vegetables.bbc.co.uk5:20 PM · Oct 30, 2020·Twitter Web AppView Tweet activity2 Retweets67 Likes
Discoveries made on the moon/
Are making the NASA folks swoon,/
For if there is water,/
They reckon it oughta/
Be ripe for development soon.///
To give poor folks cash will end badly -/
They’ll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,/
But since he’s deleted/
These thoughts that he tweeted/
Their context eludes us still, sadly.///
A chap from the party in power
Thinks senior clergy a shower
So utterly rabble-ish,
We should disestablish
And lock them all up in the Tower.///
A senator nabbed in Brazil,
Suspected of raiding the till,
Had quite a large sum
Wedged tight in his bum,
While standing suspiciously still.
