twitmericks

After two weeks of having them screen,
And making her friends quarantine,
Kim said "Let's pretend
It's normal to spend
Our money this way, not obscene".#KimKardashian#Kardashian#kardashianislandhttps://t.co/OJqusup3nP

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 28, 2020

Good one Twister.

— Andrew Duncan (@andrewsduncan1) October 26, 2020

To give poor folks cash will end badly –
They'll spend it on crack, said Ben Bradley,
But since he's deleted
These thoughts that he tweeted
Their context eludes us still, sadly.#BenBradley #BenBradleyMP #FreeSchoolMeals #MarcusRashford https://t.co/uVzRnFKeZf

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 24, 2020

A pair of raccoons with panache
Invaded a bank full of cash;
One daring masked bandit
Explained how they planned it
With dummy runs raiding the trash.#raccoonshttps://t.co/Svpz7qQtIu

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 22, 2020

A chap from the party in power
Thinks senior clergy a shower
So utterly rabble-ish,
We should disestablish
And lock them all up in the Tower.#HenryVIII#SteveBaker #antidisestablishmentarianismhttps://t.co/TmtURxwHfO

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 20, 2020

A horny young pair from Tier Two
Said what in the world can we do?
While those in Tier One
Can keep having fun,
We twos are forbidden to screw.#tier2#tiertwo#tiersystem#ukhttps://t.co/Il3erJAZNd

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 16, 2020

The government shoved its campaign
For unwanted dancers to train,
Post-Covid, in Cyber,
Right back up its khyber,
When prompted by public disdain.#cyber#fatima#Reskill#RethinkReskillReboot#retrainforrishi#Rethinkhttps://t.co/cK0AB1vxit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 12, 2020

A chastity gadget for knackers
Is apt to be hijacked by hackers;
A screwdriver may
Resolve this, they say,
But frankly you'd have to be crackers. https://t.co/MO2iLYE8y4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 10, 2020

A mask-dodging bleach-mad deceiver
Has lately come down with a fever,
So having gone viral
Perhaps the denier'll
Return a pandemic believer. #TrumpCovid #Trump #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpVirus #TrumpHasCorona

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October 3, 2020